When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...– Billy, age 4 (via bambi-no)
this-is-clarity: So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf. Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.” Legolas is Moon Moon
You’ll need coffee shops and sunsets and road trips. Airplanes and passports and...– Jamie Tworkowski (via p0isone)
Curtis: COME TO THE EXPOSITION!
Me: when is it and do i have to put on a shirt
Me: shirts right now sound like a bad idea
Alone and a little embarrassed, I decided to get roaringly drunk.– How to deal with social situations 101, by Nick Carraway (via asangelscanfly)
guilty-daydreamer: bluntasaurus-sex: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: my life is a lie. “I used to be and...
best-of-funny: genuinelylarry: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function why arent they that distracting to lesbians and at that point why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes #spoilers: its because its bullshit
shhips: what I thought Destiel would be what Destiel actually is
I open my palm and my lifelines look like branches from an Aspen tree, and...– Andrea Gibson (via mudboned)
Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because...– (via retardgrl)
A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.– anonymous (via epikhi)